Category: Joke Board
The Top 16 Worst Movie Quotes to Utter During Sex
16> "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!"
15> "All I wanna do is go the distance."
14> "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only
five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement,
I've kinda lost track myself."
13> "It's not a tumor!"
12> "I feel the need... the need for speed."
11> "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose
again. It does this whenever it's told."
10> "My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!"
9> "Say 'hello' to my little friend."
8> "At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"
7> "We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
6> "I can't hold 'er anymore, Cap'n!"
5> "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
4> "I call him 'Mini-Me.'"
3> "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious."
2> "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
and the Number 1 Worst
Movies Quote to Utter During Sex...
1> "That'll do, pig."
lmao!
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beautiful. rofllmao
hahahaha